The Four Counties

Contributed by  Clive and  the Holman Family

A good time was had by all.  We got back home Wed night after a very enjoyable but hectic trip.  We went to Stoke on Trent and then carried on around the Four Counties Ring.  Quite ambitious but we were lucky to avoid congestion in our direction and we had a keen and energetic crew for most of the time so we didn’t waste time on the locks.  The weather was good with only 2 wettish days and not bad enough to deter a keen Captain with oilskins and sou-wester at the helm.

 We made it back on time despite being delayed on Tuesday morning with a burning smell and whine from the control panel and in the evening for a replacement alternator to be fitted.  The staff at the Marina were very good and said we could get the boat back later as it was not booked out for the afternoon but we needed to be back in any case so it was a late(r) night and early(er) morning.  I was expecting the marina staff to be very pernickety regarding cleaning and charging for lost items (somebody mislaid a windlass) but they were very pleasant and not at all officious as I was expecting.

 We (wife, dog and I) took the boat out on Wed and met our other 2 parties on Thurs evening.  The original (simple) plan was for one party to leave Mon afternoon and the second on Tues afternoon.  However, one person had to return Sunday for an interview and return Monday afternoon and the other party then decided to stay on for an additional day and leave Tuesday.  Subsequently the Tuesday party stayed on in the end until we reached the marina to assist getting the boat back and the logistics of moving the second car.  Bit of a headache sorting out the transport logistics but I ended up bringing a bike back to Devon which needs to be returned to London.

 The two daughters and boyfriend brought bikes for some additional activity thinking it was going to be dull on the boat but were pleasantly surprised and in the end the bikes were only used for shopping, advance party to set locks (yes we were keen) and getting to vehicles (I misread the canal map and didn’t realise the car wasn’t on our return route).  Regular lock activity, constantly changing scenery, canal side features (including the 1.5 mile Harecastle Tunnel) and wildlife made the tranquil passage along the water pass quickly.  I am sure the Pims, G&T’s, beer and constant feasting might have played its role and the youngest daughter decided to take additional leave and stay another day.

 It is ironic that we had to pay extra for the dog but he was keenest to leave the boat at any opportunity.  For the first couple of days he walked along the bank but then developed a limp due to blisters between his pads and we had to restrict his exercise and try to keep him on-board for the longer sections between locks.  For the last couple of days it was a constant challenge to keep him on board.  We would put him on one side and he would walk straight off the other side of the boat or walk through the boat (if the doors weren't closed) and jump off the other end if still close to the bank.  In the end he had to be accompanied constantly as he would disembark when cruising close to the bank or passing under bridges – why didn’t he go on a lead you may ask??.

 In actual fact the dog was the only “man overboard” for the whole trip.  I made a long leap for the bank to avoid the boat getting too close to the bank but the dog still decided to follow.  It was wet, he didn’t get any grip and made a spectacular dive into the canal.  Luckily he’s a good swimmer and the party immediately clicked into an efficient and coordinated emergency rescue team and he was hauled out with only his pride dented.  Only the dog receives this level of care and attention  – mere humans would probably of had to rescue themselves.  He had another near miss where he just made it and was poised with front feet clinging to the top of the bank and back legs on the wall of the canal.  It looked like a Tom & Jerry skit but he managed to cling on and haul himself up on his own.

 All in all everybody had a very good time and thoroughly enjoyed themselves and it made an excellent 3 generation family adventure.  Another trip is likely to be on the cards at some stage although next time we will aim to allow a bit more time for shore activities – the tea shops and pubs weren’t generally to the crews liking (they’re a fussy lot) and with more time we could have explored a little further afield.  Our daughter has also gone away with the thought of a canal trip with her friends.

It was quite interesting to watch the small ducklings - especially if they got separated from the main party by the boat.  They never seemed to mind the swell but would often rejoin the huddle of other ducklings at breakneck speed like a ball being thrown into skittles - very amusing.  There were also goslings and signets.  Some staying away from the boat and others approached the boat - presumably because they had been fed by boaters in the past.  Ralph (the dog) was also keen to make friends (he is very sociable and friendly with other animals) but the friendship wasnt reciprocated.

 The boat is generally OK.  From a critical point of view I was expecting slightly better (influenced by the quality and nicks on the kitchen worktop surfaces) but the wife expected worse.  It was clean however, every thing worked and nothing to complain about.  The problem with the alternator is apparently fairly common with another boat returning at the same time having the same problem.  Alternators were replaced on the boats about a year ago and they are now starting to fail again – apparently they only last about a year.  Its a similar story with the loo seals although ours were fine.  Outside, scratches to the paintwork have resulted in (small) patches of rust forming - again an observation that many folk would probably not notice but will need touching up before too long.

(Editor's Comment: We have not experienced alternator problems ( or problems with toilet seals ) in the 10 weeks we have used over the years - though obviously they can happen. Where problems have arisen they have been swiftly recified by a mobile mechanic - if boat has left marina. )

 The single beds (made up from the seating in the front cabin) were quite narrow for adults – even after taking out the back cushions.  They could ideally be a bit wider – say by adding a flap that can be raised when making up the bed.  The port side bed also gave us aching backs.  I reckon this is because at night it slopes towards the floor and the body doesn’t relax for fear of falling off.  One night we tried to moor the boat so that it stayed level / had a slight tilt to port but without much success.  With the double beds occupied most of the weight in on the starboard side and the boat tends to tilt in that direction.

(Editor's Comment: having beds on alternate sides to balance boat would  waste a lot of space and trying to ballast boat so it would be level with people in bed, would mean it would list, when they got out of bed! I am afraid some things you just have to put up with on boats. )

 A bigger problem was however the steering.  The party before ours had broken the tiller (quite a feat!!) and the marina had to pillage a tiller from another boat and adjust the steering, I believe, before we took the boat out.  I also reckon the rudder was bent.  The replacement tiller was about 6" shorter and required more effort to steer (OK for us but may be an issue if used by a party of old ladies) and the boat wouldn’t naturally stay in a straight line and needed continuous adjustment.  Any more than a momentous glance away from the route would result in the boat swerving wildly to one side or the other.  The marina had done a quick fix to allow us to take the boat out and inferred that the temporary repairs would be made good once they had more time.

(Editor's Comment: We take 2 weeks on the canals most years fom many sources ( hire or timeshare ) and have yet to find a boat  with perfectly balanced steering ... have often been tempted to cut 9 inches off a Tiller though, as long Tillers get in the way, even if they are lighter to work; but comments noted and accepted )

 Lastly I have no objection  if you want to use the email but I would be wary of :

-         inferring that the 4 Counties Ring is feasible for most crews in one week – we were lucky and didn’t have any hold-ups (a tree fell across the canal at Rugeley and held up parties in the opposite direction for a day)

Thanks to Clive and  the Holman Family taking out King Lear Aug 2010